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NdN Jedi

You might be an Indian Jedi if…

You use the phrase, “May the force be with you, aye!!!”

Your Jedi robe is beaded

You use your light saber to butcher a buffalo or to open a Bud

At least one wing of your “rezzed out” X-wing fighter is primer colored and your transmitter is a clothes hanger.

You discover that Ewoks taste like dogs

You have at least one land-speeder up on blocks in your yard

The worst part of eating with Yoda is eating his commodity food

Wookies are offended by your Buffalo robes

You have used the force to get your tape recorder to work so you could record that new 49 song

Used the force to negotiate with the federal gov’t

Your council man has told you, “Come over to the Darkside…selling out ain’t bad, enit”

You have a dream catcher in the window of your land-speeder and/or X-wing fighter

You fantasize over Princess Leah’s fry bread looking head

You have to get in from the passenger’s side of your X-wing fighter and start it with a screwdriver

You suggest that the Millennium Falcon is outfitted with a trailer hitch

If you hear, “Luke, I am your father…..and your councilman.”


About CRG

Editor in Chief of the Voice of the Indigenous, Writer.


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