Q: Do you know what an indian fortune cookie is?
A: A piece of fry bread with a food stamp stuck in it! (AYE)!
Q: How are native men and fry bread alike?
A: They’re both round, brown and greasy!!
Q: What does a mother buffalo say to a boy buffalo when she sends him off to college?
Q: How do tribal people know when it’s safe to go ice fishing?
A When all the white guys quit falling through.
Q: How can you tell a rich indian from a poor indian?
A: The rich tribal person has two cars up on bricks.
Q: Why is it so hard to take a group picture of a bunch of tribal people?
A: Cause when ya’ say cheese they all line up.