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WAYS THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT

WAYS THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT
IF SANTA WERE INDIAN

At bedtime, kids would leave corn soup and frybread for the big guy.

Santa’s new moccasins would be made out of Dasher.

He’d run around saying “ayyy…” and “shhh…ttt” instead of “ho, ho”.

A five pound block of cheese and day-old bread would be under every tree.

His elves would never show up for work on Mondays and sometimes Fridays.

The sleigh would need a jump start every other state and would have one donut tire.

He would be able to navigate his sleigh by pointing his lips.

All his elves would be Hopi’s from the Second Mesa.

According to Indian time, our gifts would arrive in February.

Submitted by Sassafras on August 24, 2009 on the Native Hoop Social Network

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About James Morales

I am a choctaw and a member of the Mississippi Band of Choctaw Indians. I grew up in the Conehatta coummunity and attended the Conehatta Indian School. CEO - Native Hoop Inc President - Native Hoop Management President - Native Emergency Relief & Volunteer Agency, Inc Executive Producer - Voices of the Hoop Executive Producer - N8tive Soundz & Newz Executive Producer - The Hoop

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