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NDN Jokes from F/B

Taylor gang or go duck hunting with Dick Chaney

Submitted by Russell Logan

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Hey?! Hw U doin?? Lol. K….. There were thze 2ladiez ridin 2gether 2the store whn they came 2thz round bout …they juzt kept goin N goin…whn finally one azkz the other Whn R we gona get there!!!

Submotted by Eva Martin

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What’s the difference between a white ghost & an ndn ghost?
The white ghost says, “Boo”
The ndn ghost says, “Boo… aye”

Submitted by Cherokee Chastain Ash-Peltier

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Wut do u call a 65 yr old hooker? …………… Rent a wreck :P

Submitted by Danita Iris

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Two elderly ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat flashed them. One of the ladies had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach.

Submitted by Angel Singer

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What do you call a sheep wagging his tail? ………..a Navajo happy meal! XD

Submitted by Michelle Greyhawk Ashley

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 What does an NDN rooster sound like? EEE EEE EE (say it like a reg. rooster would sound like)

Submitted by Jennifer Jones

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I thought NDN roosters just pointed their beaks like a NDN fella does his lips!?!?

Submitted by Patricia Anoli Wood

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 Last night I dreamed I had all the answers! Then I woke up and thought….what the hell were the questions????

Submitted by Patricia Anoli Wood

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Whadda ya call One White Man surrounded by 20 NDNs? A bartender of course!!

Submitted by Madeline Wiley

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Columbus & his First Mate land in the “New World,” where they meet up with the area Chief & his son. Columbus whispers to his First Mate: “If we give them alcohol, we can take the whole continent!” The Chief then whispers to his son: “”Then we’ll give them gambling, and take it all back.”

Submitted by Angel Singer

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Discussion

2 thoughts on “NDN Jokes from F/B

  1. Who came up with the story of deer lady

    Posted by Patrick Murphy | May 16, 2011, 6:52 pm
  2. The Ponca Tribe

    Posted by Simona Foreman | September 1, 2011, 4:09 pm

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